Nonsense rhymes are fun. Enjoy!
Once upon a time there was a town crier,
Who was an inveterate liar,
And landed the citizens of Dyre,
In a quagmire.
The people revolted,
And the scoundrel bolted,
Causing everyone to shout “hooray.”
“We are in for a brighter day.
Let’s celebrate with an ostentatious display.
And declare that we shall triumph, come what may.”
Unfortunately, the return of truth,
Failed to heal or sooth.
Instead, reality’s steadfast glare,
Turned each life into a nightmare,
Leaving the people longing,
For veiled untruths and less fear-mongering,
And causing them to petition,
To bring the town crier back if he expressed contrition.